Family Tease

Creating family trees can be fun. And while it's fun to trace your ancestors, it's even more fun to create descendants.

William Clutterbuck, of Durex parent company SSL, said: "Durex is Britain's favourite brand of condom and this is an extension of that brand. We don't just want sex to be safer, we want it to be more fun.

"We have been working with Boots for some time to develop a range of toys and massagers, which we hope to bring to the High Street some time in the New Year."

I suppose we could get family discounts.